What's happening on the bus right. Now

A woman just dropped all of her Fritos. She is now swearing profusely. Two teenage girls are saying, and I quote " oh my gaww I would like ,hate to die." A baby is screaming nonstop about his pee pee hurting. The guy who eats his hair ( his name is bobby) is looking at the baby like an appetizer. The mother is counting how many ciggarettes she has, and I am getting proggresively more nervous that bobby is going to eat the babies fingers that are waving in his face. OH! And the bus smells like poop. Alot. Stay pretty.