It's a sport. Just like laser tag

So did you know their is a secret society of largely young adults, who protect the human race by wrestling bears? It's their sport of choice, just like normal people choose baseball, or football or other lame sports. Except those sports don't involve bears. Christopher Walken is a member, as was the late great JFK. Read more about it here--> www.uncyclopedia.wikia.com/bear_wrestler